Food Allergies Pillows

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

If it had been today...

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'

'It's not good news...you're allergic to dairy products.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

Gluten-free area.

No Peanut Zone.

"You're lactose intolerant...that's udderly ridiculous!"

No Peanut Zone.

"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"

"Why do I send you shopping? You never read the labels!"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"If it's gluten-free, peanut-free, lactose-free and fat-free, why does it cost more?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

The Food Free Food Aisle

"Are there any peanuts in this?"

"Hey Daisy, what I've just overheard is quite ironic: We work for a dairy farmer who's lactose intolerant..."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"I got a ticket in California for asking a lactose intolerant woman to say cheese, before taking her picture."

Man eating Gluten

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"Be mu guest. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Well, I've got his test results. . . I'm afraid he's allergic to dairy!"

"The next fool who asks for gluten-free biscuits gets the same!"

"I'm sorry, Bob. I decided to go gluten free."

"Come on, I dare ya. Ask her if it's gluten free."