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Healthy Gingerbread House

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Are there nuts in this?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

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Gluten-Free Church

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"What? I have a nut allergy."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."