Allergen-friendly Cooking Pillows

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

Baloneystini

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

The Nihilist Deli.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

Clandestine Cuisine

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Hoopla!'

Cooks

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

'Gesundheit'

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."