Allergen-friendly Cooking Prints

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Baloneystini

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

The Nihilist Deli.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

Clandestine Cuisine

Cooks

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

'Hoopla!'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"He's allergic to pond water."

Does this contain garlic?

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'