Allergy-aware Pet Owner Pillows

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

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'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Gesundheit'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

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"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

The Food Free Food Aisle

'Heal!' 'Heel!'