Allergy-aware Friends Pillows

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The Nihilist Deli.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

An allergist sneezing

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'Gesundheit'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

Healthy Gingerbread House

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."