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"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The Nihilist Deli.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

An allergist sneezing

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

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"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'Gesundheit'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

House of parliament - May contain nuts.

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

Healthy Gingerbread House

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."