Allergy-aware Warrior Pillows

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Protecting Nature

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Asthma cats

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"