Allergy Warriors Pillows

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Protecting Nature

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."