Allergy Warriors T-Shirts

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Protecting Nature

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"