Allergy Awareness Warrior Pillows

'These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year'

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

Protecting Nature

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'