Allergy Awareness Warrior Prints

'These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year'

"Garden variety allergies."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Protecting Nature

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"