Allergy Warrior Pillows

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Bless You.

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05

Topiary Snafu.

Preparing for the season

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

Knights of the Allergy Table

Antihistamine tablets

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Allergen Behaving badly

"Wow! She wasn't kidding about her flower allergies."

'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'

"The ingredients list says it may contain peanuts."

"A packet of antihistamines please."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Lactose Intolerant Goldilocks

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Now he's going to really suffer. Bring out the pollen and ragweed."

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"I'm over my allergy attack and would like to try again."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"I got an EpiPen!"

'Finished sneezing?'

"Did I mention our 10% discount on all allergy products?"