Allergy Avenger Pillows

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Protecting Nature

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Asthma cats

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Here's Pollen!"

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'