Allergy Avenger Pillows

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Protecting Nature

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"Worst case of hives I've ever encountered."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Here's Pollen!"

Asthma cats

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"He's allergic to pond water."

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'