Allergy Superhero Pillows

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Criminal Germs

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Protecting Nature

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Bless You.

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Auntie Bacterial

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

'Bad Day?'