Pet Allergy Warrior Pillows

'Keep your distance - I'm allergic to cat hair.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Protecting Nature

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

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"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

Asthma cats

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."