Pet Allergy Warrior Pillows

'Keep your distance - I'm allergic to cat hair.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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"I can't have anything that's a food."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

Protecting Nature

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

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"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Asthma cats

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"