First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.
Food Allergy Advocate Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows featuring food allergy advocacy messages. These plush items make a heartfelt statement in any room or allergy advocacy event.
'I'm sorry sir, but this highway is lactose intolerant.'
No Peanut Zone.
"I'm lactose-intolerant, so can I say 'beans' instead?"
"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."
I'm allergic to cookie dough and I'm lactose intolerant, but I appreciate the thought. Thanks. -S. Claus.
'Some of the women are asking if the manna is gluten-free.'
Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'
Gluten-Free Church
"I got a ticket in California for asking a lactose intolerant woman to say cheese, before taking her picture."
"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"
"Are there nuts in this?"
"Gluten free?"
"Garden variety allergies."
"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"
"He has a terrible peanut elegy."
"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'
'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'
The Nihilist Deli.
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.
Gluten-free Santa
"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."
"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."
Food Allergy Advocate Pillows Collection
Food Allergy Advocate Mugs
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Food Allergy Advocate Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that honor food allergy advocates—thoughtful designs that inspire and inform.
Food Allergy Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for food allergy advocates—wear their passion with pride and help educate others.