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The Nihilist Deli.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Strawberry Shake

Disaster in the kitchen.

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."