Foodie With Allergies Gifts

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Gluten-free Santa

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"It's the gluten-free edition."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Gluten-Free Church

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."