Waste Watcher Gifts

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Woman in supermarket under sign reading 'Buy one throw the other one away.'

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Hey, I produce four kilios of bacon packaging a week! Can you do that, too?"

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Garbage from heaven

Recycling

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Great Chinese Dynasties

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Technically, it's a mammal."