Waste Watchdog Gifts

Horn of Plenty.

Nuclear recycling

Litter.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"The Nominees"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Dustbin monster.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

We're polishing our brand.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Never Source

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Urban Compost Heap.

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Raining Cell Phones.