Waste Watchdog Gifts

Horn of Plenty.

Nuclear recycling

Litter.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"The Nominees"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Dustbin monster.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

We're polishing our brand.

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'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Never Source

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Urban Compost Heap.

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .