Toxic Waste Watchdog Gifts

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"The Nominees"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Welsh water sewage

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Horn of Plenty.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Never Source

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Demand For Oil

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Factory Smoke

Man reading report with safety belt on.

"Hey, I produce four kilios of bacon packaging a week! Can you do that, too?"

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Chemical Lawyers.

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Volkswagen Scandal

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out