Toxic Waste Handler Gifts

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Nuclear waste.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

The Dog Poo

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Urban Compost Heap.

'What training do I get?'