Hazardous Waste Manager Gifts

"...I'm a bit scared!"

'Sure, I have experience with hazardous materials. As a kid my brother and I loved breaking into the chemical dump and playing.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Where does it all end up?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Nuclear waste.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

recycling

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Recycling Centre

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."