Toxic Waste Watchdog T-Shirts

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"The Nominees"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Welsh water sewage

NDAs for non VIPs

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Horn of Plenty.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Never Source

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Nice Apology, Mark

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Demand For Oil

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"Hey, I produce four kilios of bacon packaging a week! Can you do that, too?"

Chemical Lawyers.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Factory Smoke

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Man reading report with safety belt on.

Volkswagen with skull face

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."