Toxic Waste Expert T-Shirts

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Where does it all end up?

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Litter Pick

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Rubbish and Everest

recycling

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

This is where Brent council sends you

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Horn of Plenty.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Give it a whirl!"

Recycled garbage

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'