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'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Where does it all end up?

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Rubbish and Everest

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

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Daisy Diaper Service

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Brain Bomb Detector

'He's a structural engineer.'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Horn of Plenty.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Give it a whirl!"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'