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'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Where does it all end up?

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Litter Pick

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Rubbish and Everest

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

recycling

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Daisy Diaper Service

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Brain Bomb Detector

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Horn of Plenty.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"Give it a whirl!"

The Dog Poo