Green Watchdog Gifts

Never Source

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Good boy."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

CIA report

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Solar Frankenstein

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"AI"