Waste Watcher T-Shirts

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Woman in supermarket under sign reading 'Buy one throw the other one away.'

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Hey, I produce four kilios of bacon packaging a week! Can you do that, too?"

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Garbage from heaven

Recycling

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Great Chinese Dynasties

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Tallyho!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."