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Drought ruined corn crop.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Duck Hunt

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Beaver tower

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'