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"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Beaver tower

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'