Wastebasket Watcher Mugs

"I'm always suspicious of empty wastebaskets."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Mind the whale, dear."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.