Waste Warriors Gifts

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'There goes the neigborhood.'

Rodin's Thinking Man.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Chez Nous Menu

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Earth Reset Button.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Urban Compost Heap.

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid