Just ran over a recycling bin!!!
Witty Waste Warriors T-Shirts
Wear your wit and your eco-love on your sleeve! Our witty waste warrior t-shirts combine humor with environmental awareness, making them a great conversation starter and sustainable fashion statement.
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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
"Would it kill you to compost?"
"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"
The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.
'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'
'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'
We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
Dustbin monster.
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
Recycle or ruin the planet?
Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?
Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions
"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."
No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.
"I modified the symbol for accuracy."
We're polishing our brand.
NYC Department of Sanitation
'Harnessing the Black Hole.'
'He's a structural engineer.'
Message in a Plastic Bottle
"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."
Knights of the iPhone
'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'
Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.
Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine
Urban Compost Heap.
Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'
Bulltoon: Insatiabull.
Dutch Apple Core Pie .
Witty Waste Warriors T-Shirts Collection
Witty Waste Warriors Mugs
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Witty Waste Warriors Pillows
Bring humor and eco-awareness to your home with our witty waste warrior pillows, blending comfort with a touch of environmental wit.
Witty Waste Warriors Prints
Decorate sustainably with our witty waste warrior prints—perfect for inspiring eco-friendly living with a humorous flair.