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Al's computer salvage.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Dustbin monster.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Pick & Buy Online.

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Does it have colour?'

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Drive-Thru Church Service

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."