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'Was it good for you, babe?'

'Joey I want you to meet an old boyfriend of mine.'

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Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"To be honest, I think I preferred your online presence."

"Will you marry me in a low-cost ceremony in which we get your friends to make the cake and do the flowers?"

Sex shop

"You're taking the librarian and student role-play too seriously."

'We met through an Internet dating service!'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Tunnel of Like.

'What about him, Trish - he looks like a regular guy!'

'Has the old bastard gone to sleep yet?'

'What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend? You can drop her off where ever you want.'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"Good news, pal - it's your 50th different date on your punch card, so this ride is free."

"When I fell in love with you, suddenly your eyes didn't seem close together. Now they seem close together again."

"I'm a beggar in the house of love."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"