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Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Isn't this fun?"

'Did you say psst?.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."