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Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Cosmonaut

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Isn't this fun?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."