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'They say there's someone in this world for everyone, Cynthia.'

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Astronaut love

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Off Off Off Off Broadway

The Loving Couple

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Freia and her golden apples