Mythical Romance Explorer Mugs

'They say there's someone in this world for everyone, Cynthia.'

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

The Loving Couple

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Freia and her golden apples

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...