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The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

'Hon, I'm home!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."