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The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

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"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"On your left."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

The Loving Couple

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Happy Valentine's Day.

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"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

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