Futuristic Romance Explorer Mugs

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"On your left."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Single men in Tahiti

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Mate Mart

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Carbon Dating Agency

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."