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"You know, Eve, after eating that forbidden fruit, I'm starting to see you in a whole new light!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Sadomasochists in love

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Boat wedding.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

His and Hers Wedding

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Astronaut love

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Tasty.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

The Loving Couple

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Real Estate Personals

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

"My aloofness is a mask."