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'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

A bride and groom run to catch a bus

"Thank goodness for your infertility. … Just sayin’."

"It's so beautiful. Almost makes you forget that at any moment a gamma ray burst could obliterate us all."

'Thanks for a lovely evening. Would you like to come in and see my collection of wedding rings?'

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Dating Bureau' 'Buttoned up types'

"Dunno - I just assumed that you would know what we were supposed to do..."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation