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'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

A bride and groom run to catch a bus

"Thank goodness for your infertility. … Just sayin’."

"It's so beautiful. Almost makes you forget that at any moment a gamma ray burst could obliterate us all."

'Thanks for a lovely evening. Would you like to come in and see my collection of wedding rings?'

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Dating Bureau' 'Buttoned up types'

"Dunno - I just assumed that you would know what we were supposed to do..."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Cosmonaut

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation