Romantic Planet Explorers T-Shirts

They just discovered an earthlike planet, and it's close. "Earthlike"? It's in Proxima Centauri's habitable zone. Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets? It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset. HOJ. But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to? I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

'Hon, I'm home!'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

The Loving Couple

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Mate Mart

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'