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"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

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Tasty.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Don't forget to come back."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Tunnel of Life and Love

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Camp Wilderness.

'Your credit card or mine?'

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

Sadomasochists in love

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"