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"Trust me, David, he meant nothing - it was just a training marriage."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

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Tasty.

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Tunnel of Life and Love

Wait

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Don't forget to come back."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Sadomasochists in love

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'Your credit card or mine?'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

Camp Wilderness.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'