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"What's 'Mummies and Daddies'? We're playing Celebrity throuple."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

Heart to heart talk.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

His and Hers Wedding

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Worm Bed

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."