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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"Don't forget to come back."

'... And this is David, my future ex-husband.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

His and Hers Wedding

"OK, now what?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'