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'I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.'

"I'm sorry, but I can't commit to a full movie."

'Well..? Those flowerbeds won't destroy themselves.'

In the Guru District

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"