Love Story Explorer T-Shirts

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

First love.

Astronaut love

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Tasty.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Mate Mart

"My aloofness is a mask."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Single men in Tahiti

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."