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"Same story - boy becomes girl."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

First love.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

The Loving Couple

Tasty.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Mate Mart

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Single men in Tahiti

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'